1 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:18,480 Right. 2 00:00:19,240 --> 00:00:21,160 {\an8}Here we go. 3 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:25,120 Oh! 4 00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:31,640 Yes? 5 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:34,760 Oh, hello. It's Trevor Bingley. 6 00:00:35,560 --> 00:00:36,440 Uh… 7 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:39,360 From Housesitters Deluxe. 8 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:42,760 Oh. Wait in the lobby. I'll come down and get you. 9 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:45,320 Okay. Thanks. 10 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:57,800 {\an8}Ooh. 11 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:00,360 Coo… 12 00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:07,280 Where am I going to… 13 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:15,680 -Mr. Bingley. -Ah. 14 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:19,480 Thank you for making yourself available at such short notice. My name is Petra. 15 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:22,120 I'm the executive concierge for the Schwarzenboch family. 16 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:24,000 The housekeeper would normally be here, 17 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:26,320 but she's been called away on a family emergency. 18 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:29,720 Hence, our rather frantic search. Uh, please. 19 00:01:40,520 --> 00:01:41,600 Heh. 20 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:53,720 Do you mind if we dive straight in? We have a lot to cover. 21 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:54,640 Okay. 22 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:59,680 First, to access the apartment, you will need to use this fob. 23 00:01:59,760 --> 00:02:02,640 It's not required for the other floors, but to access the penthouse, 24 00:02:02,720 --> 00:02:05,560 you need to touch the fob here and press this button. 25 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:07,680 Right. 26 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:12,640 Heh. 27 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:19,560 Excuse me? 28 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:23,480 Nothing. 29 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,200 I was just saying… 30 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:53,000 This way, please. 31 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:58,320 This is the London home of Mr. and Mrs. Schwarzenboch. 32 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:03,320 They have houses all over the world 33 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:05,840 and haven't spent Christmas here in at least ten years. 34 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:08,360 Gosh. 35 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:11,680 It should be a very quiet period with no client contact of any kind. 36 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:13,280 Right. 37 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:21,320 Is everything all right? 38 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:25,840 Uh-- Uh, yes. Yes. 39 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:31,880 But we are naturally looking for a highly responsible individual 40 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:34,680 with all the attributes of elite staff. 41 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:38,920 Discretion, sensitivity, and above all, maturity. 42 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:43,360 Right, yes. 43 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:50,480 Sorry. 44 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:55,920 Maybe I should show you the apartment. 45 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,120 Uh… 46 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:02,160 -Would you like to put your bag down? -Yes. Um… 47 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:05,480 Yes, I'll just leave it, um… 48 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,840 Shh! 49 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:28,960 Ah. 50 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:32,040 This is the living room. 51 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:36,120 Kitchen. 52 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:40,600 Dining area. Terrace. Please don't touch the piano. 53 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:42,440 Thank you, Kenneth. 54 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:51,360 Upstairs are the bedrooms, the screening room, and the study. 55 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:56,520 Guest suite, guest suite. There are three more bedrooms this way, 56 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:58,280 plus another steam room. 57 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:02,200 The master suite's down this way, plus another guest suite. 58 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:12,160 The library, the conservatory, and the yoga studio are through there. 59 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:16,200 There's a panic room beyond the kitchen, but you won't have access to that. 60 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:26,320 Anyway, I'm sure you have a lot of house-sitting experience 61 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:28,280 with this level of accommodation? 62 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:31,680 Oh, yes. Yes. 63 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:37,360 Please don't touch the air-conditioning. It's all fully automated. 64 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:40,160 And it goes without saying, 65 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:44,320 there must be no unauthorized guests of any kind in the apartment. 66 00:05:45,840 --> 00:05:47,640 As long as that's clear. 67 00:05:54,280 --> 00:05:55,800 Perfectly clear. 68 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:58,200 Right, let's carry on. 69 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:05,240 Gym here. Sauna to the left. 70 00:06:06,280 --> 00:06:08,360 That's the laundry room. 71 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:13,080 Lovely pot. 72 00:06:17,280 --> 00:06:20,840 Humidor, wine cellar. 73 00:06:20,920 --> 00:06:23,920 Utility room. Media closet. 74 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:26,080 -Absolutely do not touch that. -Where is it? 75 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:30,680 And through there is the meditation space, cold plunge, and golf simulator. 76 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:35,400 Oh. Good. Good. 77 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:42,640 Baby? 78 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:43,920 Oh! 79 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:48,720 Mr. Bingley? 80 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:52,800 Oh. Yes. 81 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:56,640 Oop. 82 00:06:58,080 --> 00:06:59,400 Come on. 83 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:02,840 Well, this is the housekeeper's office. 84 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:03,880 Um… 85 00:07:03,960 --> 00:07:10,200 A computer, printer, router, modem, table linens, household supplies. 86 00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:11,120 Um… Oh. 87 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:15,880 And these are the instruction leaflets for the appliances. Uh. Mr. Bingley? 88 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:18,320 Mr. Bingley? 89 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:26,720 Hm. 90 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:31,440 This is the kitchen. Obviously. 91 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:36,120 Uh, Gaggenau, Miele, Wolf, induction hob, Viking Range, 92 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:38,240 two ovens at the end there, and a pantry beyond. 93 00:07:38,320 --> 00:07:41,200 Which brings us to the living room once again. 94 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:46,800 Any questions? 95 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:48,520 Uh… 96 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:50,320 Well, just one, really. 97 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:52,760 When will I know if I've got the job? 98 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:55,040 Oh, you've got the job. 99 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:57,160 It started 15 minutes ago. 100 00:07:57,240 --> 00:07:59,400 Ooh. 101 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:02,400 The password for the Wi-Fi is "Dom Pérignon." 102 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:06,240 I'll leave the lift fob here. Please don't lose it, there is only one. 103 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:08,240 The cleaner, Elsa, won't be in until the New Year, 104 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:10,520 and the concierge already left for his Christmas break. 105 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:13,120 That is my cell phone number. 106 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:17,840 You are free to contact me at any time, though I am leaving for Thailand tonight. 107 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:20,640 Haven't had a vacation in two years, and would really appreciate it 108 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:23,040 if you kept contact to an absolute minimum. 109 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:26,760 Well, I think that's everything. 110 00:08:27,280 --> 00:08:31,720 Right. So there's definitely no one coming for Christmas? 111 00:08:34,040 --> 00:08:37,000 I don't have a single member of staff on site. 112 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:40,400 Apart from you, Mr. Bingley. 113 00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:44,560 If the Schwarzenbochs come for Christmas, we are all in a lot of trouble. 114 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:50,720 Happy Holidays. 115 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:09,920 Huh. 116 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:32,720 Oh, my goodness. 117 00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:39,720 Oh! 118 00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:43,760 Hello, you. 119 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:55,920 A toy. Toy… 120 00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:02,240 There we go. 121 00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:09,520 - Hello? - Hello. Is that Mr. Glee? 122 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:12,720 -Well, yes. -Hertfordshire Constabulary here. 123 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:16,800 Oh, right. Well, I was just trying to say that I've moved to a new address, 124 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:19,120 in London. SW1. 125 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:22,360 Ah, you've changed regions, then, sir. 126 00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:24,920 That makes it a matter for the Metropolitan Police. 127 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,280 I'll pass on your details. They'll be in contact. 128 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:29,200 Okay. Okay, thanks. Bye. 129 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:30,320 Bye. 130 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:39,120 You okay? 131 00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:42,200 Oh. I'm sorry. 132 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:46,680 Oof. 133 00:10:47,920 --> 00:10:50,560 You need a nappy. 134 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:55,520 Um, I might just… 135 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:58,480 Oof. 136 00:11:11,560 --> 00:11:12,720 Oh. 137 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:17,080 Ah. 138 00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:27,440 Oh, goodness. 139 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:38,480 Oh. 140 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:49,320 A-ha! 141 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:55,360 Here we go. 142 00:11:58,280 --> 00:11:59,640 Okay. 143 00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:07,520 Ooh… 144 00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:21,360 Let's get you dried off, eh? 145 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,640 Pee-po! 146 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:28,040 Pee-po! 147 00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:14,040 Oh! 148 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:15,000 Milk! 149 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:21,760 Ah! 150 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:25,240 Here we go. 151 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:30,760 Right. Are you ready? Yes, go on. There we go. 152 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:32,440 Good boy. 153 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:42,760 You're hungry. 154 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,680 Are you ready? 155 00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:51,640 Oh. 156 00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:56,440 Oh! 157 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:06,680 Now, where's the baby food? 158 00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:11,400 This looks like it here. 159 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:15,200 Yes. Yes. 160 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:17,040 That looks like the stuff. 161 00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:18,360 I think so. 162 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:23,080 Oh. Now, Maddy used to love these. 163 00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:25,080 The only question is… 164 00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:27,720 the weight. 165 00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:31,960 Here we go. 166 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:34,400 Nice. 167 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:38,160 Are you ready? 168 00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:40,480 Okay. 169 00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:42,640 Good. And… 170 00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:45,320 There we go. 8.2 kilograms. 171 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:47,920 There we are. 172 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,720 Oh! 173 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:05,200 Well, who's this? 174 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:08,360 - Hello? - Hello. 175 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:10,480 Can I speak to Mr. Glee, please? 176 00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:13,680 Well, it's Bingley. But yes, yes, that's me. 177 00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:17,600 My name's Georgia Hakopian. I'm from Westminster Social Services. 178 00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:21,920 Metropolitan Police gave me your number regarding a misplaced baby. 179 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,240 Yes, I've got it right here. 180 00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:27,680 -And is the baby safe and well? -Very much so. 181 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,560 What time can you pick it up? 182 00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:32,080 I should be able to get there tomorrow. 183 00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:37,440 -Oh, so… So not tonight? -No. I'm afraid we're very busy. 184 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:40,200 We're operating with skeleton staff due to the Christmas break, 185 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:42,760 so it'll have to be tomorrow afternoon, Mr. Glee. 186 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:45,960 Somewhere between midday and 7:00 p.m.? 187 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:48,680 -Oh, dear, dear, dear. -Okay? Bye-bye. 188 00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:49,880 Okay, thanks. Bye. 189 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:53,040 You've got me for a little bit longer, I'm afraid. 190 00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:00,960 No? 191 00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:05,560 Oh. 192 00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:06,520 Ugh. 193 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:08,920 Again? 194 00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:30,360 Well, now. 195 00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:33,520 Where are you going to sleep? 196 00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:39,240 Night-night, baby. 197 00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:20,640 Oh! 198 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:23,240 Oh! 199 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:25,040 Uh… 200 00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:30,880 What's wrong? What's wrong? 201 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:34,400 ♪ Little Bo-Peep has lost her sheep ♪ 202 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:37,560 ♪ And doesn't know where to find them ♪ 203 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:44,080 ♪ You'd better watch out You'd better not cry ♪ 204 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:46,760 ♪ Better not pout, I'm telling you why ♪ 205 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:51,760 ♪ Santa Claus is coming to town ♪ 206 00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:58,560 Ah! 207 00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:01,240 It was wind! 208 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:27,240 You must be joking. 209 00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:47,600 Cheers. 210 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:05,680 Oh. 211 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:08,200 Oh, goodness. 212 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:10,800 It's all right. I'm coming. I'm coming. 213 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:12,200 Hello. 214 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:14,360 You're going home today. 215 00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:16,080 Oh. 216 00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:19,880 Oh, no. 217 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:23,400 Oh. 218 00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:24,680 Last one. 219 00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:27,560 Oh. 220 00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:30,640 Oh! 221 00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:35,720 Nappies. 222 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:39,600 Should be just enough. 223 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:41,240 Right. 224 00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:53,960 ♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪ 225 00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:57,320 ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la… ♪ 226 00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:03,600 No! 227 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:07,200 No! 228 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:09,200 That's dangerous. 229 00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:15,160 Nappies. 230 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,280 Oh. Uh… 231 00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:31,600 What do I press? What do I press? 232 00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:35,360 Um… 233 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:41,040 Hello? 234 00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:43,080 Hello?! 235 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,360 Oh! 236 00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:55,520 Wait! Wait! 237 00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:56,920 That's mine! 238 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,000 Sorry. I didn't quite get to the thing in time. 239 00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:01,360 -There you are, mate. -Thank you. Thank you very much. 240 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:16,520 The fob. 241 00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:25,480 Oh, no. No! No! No! 242 00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:29,240 Oh, my God!